Writing Challenge: Write a Poem or Story About Your TBR Pile
The Lady With Too Many Books
There once was a lady who read and read
anything with words to her family’s dread,
memoirs love stories spies cops and killers
kings queens and handsome prince thrillers.
Books on the floor the bed the tables
up to the attic the rafters the gables
Libraries yard sales airports vacations
all you can carry store liquidations.
Her family, her kids, her friends got worried,
that look in her eyes and off she hurried
to the best ever sale-three books for a dollar!
Her cheeks got red and she tugged at her collar.
So they sat her down said no books for a year.
She cried, she pleaded, she panicked with fear.
Then she calmly recalled the box in her drawer-
electronic books, nine thousand eighty four.
Now she’s happy again, at home she’ll stay
night after night till dawn the next day.
But why oh why, all those books to be read?
She’ll never be done till they find her dead!
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TanGental
January 13, 2022 at 9:13 amOh dear how painfully prescient that feels…
robertawrites235681907
January 13, 2022 at 9:18 amA lovely poem, Kay, it gave me the giggles.
Carol J Forrester
January 13, 2022 at 9:38 amThis sounds very much like my own home. Books hidden around every corner.
Chris Hall
January 13, 2022 at 10:03 amLove it, Kay!
Bette A. Stevens
January 13, 2022 at 10:30 amMarvelous!
D. Wallace Peach
January 13, 2022 at 2:15 pmThis is fabulous, Kay. I giggled the whole way through. What a delightful poem. Thanks again for playing and Happy Reading!
Dan Antion
January 13, 2022 at 2:31 pmMaybe they can bury a small pile with her. Nicely done!
Priscilla Bettis
January 13, 2022 at 2:36 pmFabulous poem from a true book lover!
Laurie Graves
January 13, 2022 at 2:57 pmFun!
Writing to Freedom
January 13, 2022 at 3:05 pmWhat a delightful poem Kay! It reads like a Dr. Seuss poem, full of fun, wit, rhyme, and pacing. Kudos!
Jill Weatherholt
January 13, 2022 at 3:06 pmGreat job, Kay! I enjoyed this.
BERNADETTE
January 13, 2022 at 5:01 pmLOL! We will stoop to anything to feed this addiction.
Miriam Hurdle
January 13, 2022 at 5:17 pmHaha, Kay, this is so funny! I have books in the attic, the shed, the garage, the family room, and living room… Nice poem!
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 4:52 amSo you understand me Miriam. People ask if I’ve read them all and I say most of them and I plan to read the rest one day. I’m glad you liked my poem. 😄
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 4:55 amWell it’s a good addiction Bernadette. Somebody has to read all those books! Thanks for visiting my blog and leaving your comment. ☺
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 4:58 amThanks Bette! I saw you retweeted and replied to my poem on Twitter. I think that was you. I followed you. 😙
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 4:59 amThank you Chris for visiting my blog and liking the poem. 😊
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 5:01 amOf course we have to hide them sometimes! Glad to hear from another book addict. Thank you. ☺
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 5:04 amThanks Robbie. I had fun writing it. I remember that poetry format from college, but I forget what the term is. Time to review poetry again.🐦
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 5:06 amThank you so much. I’m glad you liked my poem.😙
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 5:07 amI am happy you visited my blog and liked the poem Jill. 😍
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 5:11 amThank you. That means a lot that you mentioned why you liked my poem. Wow! Dr. Suess. He is a wonderful writer. ☺
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 5:13 amThanks Laurie! Happy you enjoyed my poem. 😊
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 5:16 amI am a true book lover Priscilla. Thank you for replying to me. 🐦
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 5:19 amWhat a great idea Dan! I am going to tell my family. Maybe I will pick out the books ahead of time. Thank you. 😌
Kay
January 14, 2022 at 5:32 amThis was a fun writing challenge and a fabulous way to begin the New Year. I enjoyed your prompt about the TBR pile. Thank you! 😌
D. Wallace Peach
January 14, 2022 at 2:35 pmVery welcome. I don’t do these challenges often, but this one has been brewing for a while. The pace is picking up now, so it’s going to be a busy couple of weeks here!
D. Wallace Peach
January 14, 2022 at 3:44 pmI totally agree, Brad. Seuss came to mind for me too. 🙂
roughwighting
January 17, 2022 at 6:24 pmYes this is ME. We would be best friends if we lived nearby. Except, dear me, we’d never meet because we’d be home, reading our next book! 🙂 Wonderful answer to Diana’s challenge.
Cindy Georgakas
January 18, 2022 at 3:08 amSuch a fun wonderful poem! 💖👏
Kay
January 18, 2022 at 4:24 amWe could wave at each other from our front windows while holding a book of course! I’m glad you liked my poem. I had lots of fun with Diana’s challenge. Just followed your blog.Thanks. 😊
Kay
January 18, 2022 at 4:33 amThanks Cindy! I’m happy you liked my poem. And thanks for leaving a comment. 😊
markbierman
January 18, 2022 at 1:28 pmAn enjoyable and funny read. Well done, Kay! 🙂
Cindy Georgakas
January 18, 2022 at 3:30 pmIt’s always a lovely stop in my day as the gits you bring are many. You’re so welcome! 💖💖
Kay
January 18, 2022 at 4:37 pmThank you Mark.
Cindy Georgakas
January 18, 2022 at 9:30 pmYou’re very welcome. It is my pleasure! 💖